Submandates: Section 8

Welcome to Section 8, where we specialize in replacing your mundane ideas with even more mundane ones!

We offer a range of services, including:

Replacing your "Think outside the box" ideas with "Think inside the box" ideas, because let's be real, who needs creativity?
Convincing your boss that your cat is secretly a productivity expert and should be in charge of meetings.
Teaching you how to make your own version of that "inventor" hat, but with less fabric and more duct tape.

Check out our Services for more information on how we can help you replace your ideas with even more underwhelming ones!

Our Mission Statement

We're on a mission to suck the creativity out of your life, one bland idea at a time.

Visit our About page to learn more about our team of highly trained, highly unoriginal individuals!